f0xface:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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(Source: spazztastic-muffin)

epic-humor:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

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